Bagfubnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, annoying yak.

Bagfubnurl created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfubnurl, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bagfubnurl, she will turn you into a mole.

Bagfubnurl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Bagfubnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Never think about dark matter near monkeys while wearing orange shirts and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.