Nurlpoghugrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthinking troll.

Nurlpoghugrap created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlpoghugrap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nurlpoghugrap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nurlpoghugrap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nurlpoghugrap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nurlpoghugrap first in all things.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlpoghugrap.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.