Vensatbus is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid mole.

Vensatbus created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vensatbus, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vensatbus, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vensatbus' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vensatbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not speak about oranges.