Bat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciful mink.

Bat created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bat, she will curse you with boils.

Bat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Worship no other gods but Bat.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.