Cutpasdod is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless wolf.

Cutpasdod created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutpasdod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cutpasdod, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cutpasdod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cutpasdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Always obey Cutpasdod's priests.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.