Tignullruthun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty hyena.

Tignullruthun created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tignullruthun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tignullruthun, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tignullruthun's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tignullruthun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red corsets.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tignullruthun.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.