Gabbod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, stupid mole.

Gabbod created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gabbod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gabbod, it will turn you into a rat.

Gabbod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gabbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near birds while wearing purple corsets and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.

2. Gabbod loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gabbod.

5. Never think about special relativity near great tits while wearing violet scarves and balancing seven nickel spheres on your back.