Tailbugdoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust hydra.

Tailbugdoss created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailbugdoss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tailbugdoss, it will turn you into a rat.

Tailbugdoss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tailbugdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Tailbugdoss loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Always help otters in need.