Godspagpitbasscusscadgom Sissidsaglen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy wolf.

Godspagpitbasscusscadgom Sissidsaglen created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Godspagpitbasscusscadgom Sissidsaglen, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Godspagpitbasscusscadgom Sissidsaglen, she will send you a sign.

Godspagpitbasscusscadgom Sissidsaglen's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Godspagpitbasscusscadgom Sissidsaglen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Godspagpitbasscusscadgom Sissidsaglen's priests.

2. Never think about spacetime.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.