Gigxinfag Bimzimduss is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, generous hyena.

Gigxinfag Bimzimduss created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigxinfag Bimzimduss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gigxinfag Bimzimduss, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gigxinfag Bimzimduss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gigxinfag Bimzimduss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.