Ruttcebveen Xining is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless hummingbird.

Ruttcebveen Xining created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcebveen Xining, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ruttcebveen Xining, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ruttcebveen Xining's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Ruttcebveen Xining's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Do not take Ruttcebveen Xining's name in vain.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttcebveen Xining.

4. Ruttcebveen Xining loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.