Farnbapgom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful wren.

Farnbapgom created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbapgom, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Farnbapgom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Farnbapgom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Farnbapgom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Farnbapgom.

2. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.