Abbassdudcembegstikhim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, two-faced mink.

Abbassdudcembegstikhim created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Abbassdudcembegstikhim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Abbassdudcembegstikhim, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Abbassdudcembegstikhim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Abbassdudcembegstikhim's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not kill foxes.