Himvolzed is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy wyrm.

Himvolzed created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himvolzed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Himvolzed, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Himvolzed's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Himvolzed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear orange dresses.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Himvolzed.

5. Do not commit murder.