Tarprullmat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring dove.

Tarprullmat created a quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarprullmat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tarprullmat, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tarprullmat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tarprullmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tarprullmat's priests.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tarprullmat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tarprullmat on top of all buildings.