Nut is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome bat.

Nut created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Nut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nut.

2. Never skip near monkeys.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help badgers in need.
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