Gadbestxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, able crane.

Gadbestxuc created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbestxuc, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadbestxuc, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gadbestxuc's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Gadbestxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.