Sat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, vain lion.

Sat created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sat, she will make you grow a tail.

Sat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing cyan dresses and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sat.

5. Never sprint near sheep.