Hamdamcet is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical armadillo.

Hamdamcet created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamdamcet, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hamdamcet, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hamdamcet's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hamdamcet's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never wear violet stockings.

5. Hide if seven moths approach from the south.