Tafrak is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental mole.

Tafrak created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafrak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tafrak, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tafrak's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Tafrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peas.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Always obey Tafrak's priests.