Ziggadflagdintail is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent slug.

Ziggadflagdintail created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Ziggadflagdintail, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ziggadflagdintail, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ziggadflagdintail's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ziggadflagdintail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Ziggadflagdintail must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray immersed in water.