Quartbastdot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak wyvern.

Quartbastdot created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartbastdot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quartbastdot, it will think nothing of it.

Quartbastdot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Quartbastdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing mauve shorts.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Quartbastdot must be the most important thing in your life.