Betpidbom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain hummingbird.

Betpidbom created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Betpidbom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Betpidbom, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Betpidbom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Betpidbom's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Betpidbom loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never chant near geese.