Ominsinyat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, bad-tempered swallow.

Ominsinyat created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ominsinyat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ominsinyat, she will turn you into a rock.

Ominsinyat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ominsinyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Hide from brown frogs for they are unholy.