Mutyokcutgab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident gerbil.

Mutyokcutgab created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutyokcutgab, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mutyokcutgab, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mutyokcutgab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mutyokcutgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.