Tapsannat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent armadillo.

Tapsannat created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tapsannat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tapsannat, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Tapsannat's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Tapsannat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Respect your elders.