Botbatcan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome newt.

Botbatcan created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botbatcan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Botbatcan, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Botbatcan's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Botbatcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Retreat if three sheep approach from the south.

5. Never think about spacetime near cats while wearing magenta corsets and balancing five lead spheres on your feet.