Begcedflag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless jellyfish.

Begcedflag created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Begcedflag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Begcedflag, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Begcedflag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Begcedflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Begcedflag.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.