Vadsakhug is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unselfish centaur.

Vadsakhug created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadsakhug, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vadsakhug, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Vadsakhug's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vadsakhug's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. You must pray to Vadsakhug three times a day.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Fast once a month.