Dabsawcar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless eagle.

Dabsawcar created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Dabsawcar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dabsawcar, she will turn you into a rat.

Dabsawcar's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dabsawcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Put Dabsawcar first in all things.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.