Lognigxen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered pig.

Lognigxen created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lognigxen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lognigxen, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Lognigxen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lognigxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about enzymes.