Fatstiggon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, proud wyvern.

Fatstiggon created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatstiggon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatstiggon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fatstiggon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fatstiggon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.