Fatstiggon is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, proud
wyvern.
Fatstiggon created humanity three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fatstiggon, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Fatstiggon, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Fatstiggon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Fatstiggon's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not drink alcohol.
3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.