Quilljingum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-assured snake.

Quilljingum created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quilljingum, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quilljingum, he will not care at all.

Quilljingum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quilljingum's Holy Commandments

1. Quilljingum loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.