Arnfet is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless elephant.

Arnfet created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnfet, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Arnfet, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arnfet's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Arnfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mice.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always wear green.