Fottalsit is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, annoying slug.

Fottalsit created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Fottalsit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fottalsit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fottalsit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fottalsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near horses while wearing blue kilts and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

2. Never feed lots of limes to aardvarks while wearing orange trousers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.