Yikbimdod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable swan.

Yikbimdod created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikbimdod, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yikbimdod, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yikbimdod's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Yikbimdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.