Sugbossnaktetti is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, competent coyote.

Sugbossnaktetti created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugbossnaktetti, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugbossnaktetti, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Sugbossnaktetti's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sugbossnaktetti's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sugbossnaktetti.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never eat bark.