Gebmaddib is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful giraffe.

Gebmaddib created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebmaddib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebmaddib, she will turn you into a mole.

Gebmaddib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gebmaddib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Gebmaddib must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.