Ingmanflab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, astonishing spider.

Ingmanflab created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingmanflab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingmanflab, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ingmanflab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ingmanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.