Motvadfet Davcussyam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, proud fox.

Motvadfet Davcussyam created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motvadfet Davcussyam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Motvadfet Davcussyam, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Motvadfet Davcussyam's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Motvadfet Davcussyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Run away if three frogs approach from the south.

4. Always treat birds with great respect.

5. Never eat grapes.