Gupnadwod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional goose.

Gupnadwod created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gupnadwod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gupnadwod, she will strike you with lightening.

Gupnadwod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gupnadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven cats in a large pit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never talk about birds.