Cabnellgar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest crow.

Cabnellgar created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Cabnellgar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cabnellgar, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cabnellgar's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cabnellgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat peanuts.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the east.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.