Quatflydamvin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust bee.

Quatflydamvin created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatflydamvin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quatflydamvin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Quatflydamvin's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Quatflydamvin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quatflydamvin.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Worship no other gods but Quatflydamvin.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quatflydamvin.