Fetbapdotfun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak goblin.

Fetbapdotfun created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Fetbapdotfun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetbapdotfun, it will think nothing of it.

Fetbapdotfun's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fetbapdotfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.