Citomtboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, compassionate spider.

Citomtboss created a bottom quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citomtboss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citomtboss, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Citomtboss' most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Citomtboss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Citomtboss loves ducks, so they must be honoured.