Wiprenmad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciless raven.

Wiprenmad created the cosmos seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wiprenmad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wiprenmad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wiprenmad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wiprenmad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never feed onions to ducks while wearing violet trousers.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never sing near moths.