Kemruttlan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive warg.

Kemruttlan created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Kemruttlan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kemruttlan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kemruttlan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kemruttlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Put Kemruttlan first in all things.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Run away if six bats approach from the east.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.