Lamciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy ant.

Lamciss created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lamciss, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lamciss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Lamciss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Lamciss' Holy Commandments

1. Lamciss loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Lamciss loves seals, so they must be respected.