Fobdobwan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced cow.

Fobdobwan created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Fobdobwan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Fobdobwan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fobdobwan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fobdobwan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.