Citcitfudgod is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing mongoose.

Citcitfudgod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citcitfudgod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Citcitfudgod, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Citcitfudgod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Citcitfudgod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Never feed coconuts to sharks while wearing scarves.